27 Signs of LOTR Overexposure - yanked from somewhere online - I've put **** next to the ones I like most

You introduce yourself by saying, “Tell me your name, then I shall tell you mine.”

You go to Dilliards and ask them if they have received their winter mithril clothing line yet. When the confused sales rep tells you that she has no idea what you are talking about, you angrily spew that you are never shopping there again and that stores in Lothlorien had better service.

You refer to every toddler and little child as a “halfling”.

You believe that Mike Ozowski from Monsters, Inc. is really the Dark Lord Sauron

**** You refer to your car as Shadowfax - the lord of all cars.

You refer to your basement as the Mines of Moria and when your mom tells you to clean it you tell her that you cannot due to the presence of a "Balrog" down there.

You set up meetings with friends as follows: “Look for my coming on the 5th day as the sun rises in the east.”

**** When other vehicles cut you off in traffic, you yell out the window, “You…shall not…pass!”

When startled, you exclaim, "Fool of a Took!"

You argue with yourself, including the accompanying facial gestures for effect.

You tire of having to explain to people that Elves are NOT midgets wearing green that help Santa Claus, but a mysterious people with mystical power!

You plan to name your son Aragorn and change your own to Arathorn so you can call your son, "Aragorn, son of Arathorn" and refer to him as, "no mere ranger".

They refer to you at school as "Strider"

You’re arrested for shooting birds in the park, claiming that they were spies of Saruman.

You toss your ring into the fire, waiting for words to appear.

Whenever you get locked out of the house, you find a large log and try to break in.

You finally obey those “Do not throw rocks in the water” signs.

You actually begin craving a “second breakfast”.

When you go swimming you jump in the pool and sing in your best Gollum voice, "The rock and pool, ‘tis nice and coool...!"

You attempt scaring birds away by shouting, "Fly, you fools!"

You get upset at the local grocery store when they inform you that they don’t have any “lembas” currently in stock.

You tell a client that they can send their documentation to your Shadowfax machine.

You can’t find "There's Something About Merry" at your local rental store.

You look for Oliphaunts at the local zoo.

Your mail continuously gets lost when you insist that your address is #1 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire.

**** At the next Olympic torch bearing, you jump up and shout, "Kill him, Legolas! Kill him!"

You change your answering machine message to the following: "This is the Dark Lord Sauron! Give me a ring!"